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Tracklist:
1. The Little Face
2. One Six
3. Chew Bacco
4. I love 80 BPM
5. The Snake Will Indirectly Kill You (featuring Hyrdoplane)
6. I Want to Smoke Your Hair
7. I Want to Smoke Your Hair ( Miracle Cat Remix)
Album Description:
A “nice” journey of discovery through mermaids of genres and tempiz. A space rock approach to hi tech electronica with a DIY element. There are moments here so accessible and inviting, we find ourselves transported to peaks and valleys not out of place on say a Beck record. Though recorded in bedrooms, the production value is so high that we confuse this at moments for an artifact from the Golden Era of Recording, which we now know has truly has passed us by. The G.E.R. is marked by the use of three 30 thousand dollar mics as they were to be having been run through vintage hardware preamps and ultima compressors. They GLEAM so impressively in the sunlight of the new dawn as the princes they were.
With lyrics that thwart pop categorization, while being emotive and precise, going from full on vocoder rap stanzas in “The Snake...” to the RnB love and romantic expositions of “I love 80 BPM” and you get the sense that these guys could be big television music superheroes if they wanted to, but that they enjoy the less facile approach to art. They challenge you at every turn and subvert your expectations. Just when you think you can pin TFPP down, you realize it’s impossible. One minute the music is reminiscent of free jazz made with a computer (I’d rather it say “This is pop music that defies catagorization”- matt) and the next you’ve got LaDue crooning about smoking your hair as if it were the vogue new sex fetish. (as if smoking could be delicious meal that provides adequate nourishment).
“One Six” is an energetic lyrical workout over pixelated laser funk. “Chew Bacco” then immediately brings us to the aftermath of a relationship gone awry. We start to get drawn into the lyrics and find a world not dissimilar to something Why? from Anticon might cook up. Then, breakdown, a ridiculously well crafted drum solo that pushes things a bit further.and we start to get a feel for the polyrhthmic possibilities of TFPP. Bob Ladue, both vocalist and drummer extraordinaire has been.
We also get a few guest appearances, from Hydroplane, and fellow Miami natives Amy and Devin Smith. The remix is so uniquely fashioned, one questions whether or not what they are hearing is a remix or a reinterpretation, or a cover. Things get dreamy and creamy with the husband and wife duo reinterpreting the original with almost Victorian embellishments. One even questions whether or not Bob and Devin aren’t somehow related by blood, or something even deeper, and more threatening.
**the Sexual activity that is visible in this album is totally eliminated by the stench of accuracy.
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“Chill Crosby II : From The Rave to the Grave”
TFPP = Biography = this:
“No way, I’m on a diet, and Matt can’t tender to glutes.“ -Borb
Matt style bio: TFPP met on a bus. Or was it a boat? A more bus-boat. They were in Miami, Fl, but they weren’t friends. They would even talk to each other let alone share their homes with one another. Then later they both ended up in California. They lived in the desert in separate rooms but in the same pink house. Wake gave DDB some software and a bunch of CDs. Then they got some flash drives and they started giving each other Renoise files which would eventually end up as “Phil Spectator,” their first album. Wake moved to Oakland and the internet joined the band. Then DDB moved to Oakland, too. They still mostly use Renoise. TFPP also exists in the real world as a band which features DDB & Wake accompanied by various percussionists. named....
Aaron Ryan
“Most peopIe can’t even believe that there was a person ‘before’ Aaron Ryan.....that I somehow became what I am today....and when I say that, I really mean that they actually can’t believe it. They think that the idea of Aaron Ryan being an ‘Apostrophe’ to the segmentation of my full life.......well.......they just think that’s a bunch a gall darn horsh radish!”
“When I was first known as Aaron Ryan, way back in....what was it... like 20 years ago, it wasn’t the first time that I had acted out move as Aaron Ryan or Seen the first Seeds of his self. Aaron Ryan did not suddenly appear in my life, and he didn’t appear for no reason. I became Aaron Ryan because I NEEDED to become Aaron Ryan. Aaron Ryan was the natural destination of my evolution. People will sometimes say ‘why Aaron Ryan?’ or ‘Why not the holy president’s ghost?’, well the answer to those questions is... well... you would answer those question the same way you would answer the question ‘why are we here?’.......or......’what are we supposed to do on this earth?’ The answer to those questions is unanswerable.”
Press Links:
OHM studio interview:
http://blog.ohmforce.com/2010/07/20/ftpp-interview/
Links:
Bandcamp: http://ftpp.bandcamp.com/
Facebook: That’s too personal!! Get to know us a bit first!! Sheesh!!
Website: http://tfpp.net/
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/tfpp
Last FM:
Quotes:
“There is no fate but what we make” -Sarah Conner
“I’d much rather be bathing in my Time Machine than listening to this Hogwash” -Gabe Deustch
“TFPP are some ex broads who discovered music in prison before escaping. From Alcatraz.”
- Bob Pope.
“The answer to those questions is unanswerable.” -Aaron Ryan
“Why you got a kill yourself? you Know you hurt me when you do that” -Kool Keif
“Whats this Aaron Ryan thing?” -Matt Hettich
50 Hoe Qoutes:
50. "Im looking for an investor right now for a tour called '50 Bitches Deep.' It's a group of women on a big-ass tour promoting education."
49. "When they buried my sister, her ho-ass nigga tried to dig up her motherfuckin' body and steal her jewelry after she expired, mane, and that's why he in jail right now."
48. "Yeah, I'm a dirty bitch, but I ain't no filthy nasty bitch."
47. "Men talkin' bout we disgusting? They got dicks that stank, they don't change they draws, they shit they draws."
46. "I hoed for a nigga for a whole year straight before he ever bought me a motherfuckin' wig."
45. "Bitch, consider me a kin to Mother Theresa. I have took care of families and families off working this pussy. I hustle for these kids or else they end up in in the pen, or dead, or wrapped up in this bullshit."
44. "If you fry chicken you got work. Everybody got work, except a lazy bitch."
43. "Everything for sale. I'm the same bitch that'll sell you a cd and suck a dick for a fee."
42. "These bitches just givin' good pussy away. What the fuck I'm a do with a $1200 dollar bag when I can just get the $1200 dollars?"
41. "She played with his dick, but when she got out, she took everything he had."
40. "These once-a-month fuckin' bleeding-ass bitches. Faggot, maggot-ass bitches. These hoes lower than a muhfuckin' snake pussy get."aa
39. "They don't wanna give a bitch but $100, but they in a $1 million condo."
38. "A bitch mentality fucked up if she thinking a good dick some free dick. What a man don't give one woman they gon' turn around and give another bitch anyhow. Might as well get some money for it."
37. "Everything a pimp know he get from a ho. The ho is the pimp's eyes and ears on the street."
36. "Pimps ain't what they used to be. Ain't no real pimpin' goin on."
35. "You'd be surprised how many ex-hoes have assimilated into corporate America. Heidi Fleiss is a made woman."
34. "Lotta niggas talkin bout going raw for love. These be the main muhfuckas comin' home with they dick all lumped and fucked up and falling off and passing it to they wife."
33. "It's not just the pimp, it's the parents that need to start having conversations with these children bout how to protect they self."
32. "My ass is tied to a hog wire."
31. "I'm an old bitch now. I got a masters in these motherfuckin' streets."
30. "They tell me I'm too damn hard. What the fuck I'm 'posed to be, a piece of cotton?"
29. "Everybody know how to add, but don't know how to subtract, meanin a motherfucker only wanna know when you can count dollars. And that's that."
28. "Now they got the Internet. All these bitches sit on the computer all day in these motherfuckin' hotel rooms sayin', 'How can I help you?'"
27. "The same people who are against a woman flagging a car down are the same that pay 70 dollars just to get a blow job at the strip club."
26. "A pimp manages women. He puts a woman in a location where she can earn a profit."
25. "All women, all nationalities, they gonna use their pussy to barter off to the highest bidder to get what they want."
24. "You may be amazed how many guys say, 'My wife doesn't suck dick.'"
23. "People have fetish and fantasy. One man wanted me to come down and shit on him."
22. "Anywhere a bitch walk she can get a trick. There's always someone wanna get their dick played with."
21. "Anybody will tell you it's hard to get out of the life when you know how to touch down, make a dollar, and survive."
20. "Nobody can tell a ho's side about what goes on in these streets. Only a ho know about what's really goin' on out here."
19. "Porn is the church fucking the father for a blessing. These bitches fuckin' on camera all locked up in contracts. A ho choose a pimp, she don't get no contract."
18. "The ones that's naive come up missing and come up dead."
17. "I ho from a dollar to a million and still come home with more than she make in a nine-to-five."
16. "Your daughter's looking for a man in they life. Hell motherfuckin' naw. He gonna let the bitch call him daddy, but these daddies need to get they daughters off the welfare line."
15. "I'm only sayin' what the fuck I live."
14. "I have seen everything except a motherfuckin' UFO."
13. "Y'all hoes need to get your pimp on a life insurance policy. If he die you got nothing but a pair of hoe shoes."
12. "I got skills. I can fuck up any nigga that's rapping on a mic."
11. "On a dark street on a dark night that first car could be Jason or Freddy Krueger. People don't know what I been through."
10. "People wanna see Hollywood, but don't wanna see Hollyhood."
9. "They go home to they bitches like ain't nothing ever happen ... the nerve of these motherfuckers."
8. "Pimps teach they bitches to be dirty bitches, and I was a dirty bitch."
7. "I may not have a job, but I give blow jobs. That's a job."
6. "My very first song was called 'Please My Pimp.' I wrote it on Rikers Island."
5. "I was born 1965 out in the country. I lived with no running water. We had to shit outside with flies and maggots. We slept on the floor. The first time I got a bed was in a motherfuckin' hotel room."
4. "People be putting bricks in the piles of leaves the kids jump in. I bought my son a trampoline. I had to. I said, 'Let me go ho up and get two trampolines just so these kids could have something to do.'"
3. "I had a raggly-ass nigga on my sleeve and this nigga got eight kids and I'm takin' care of everybody, but if I can make a child smile I do it."
2. "I was 10 toes down. That means that my feet hit the concrete and I gotta get it."
1. "I'm tired. They can call me an old-ass, busted-ass, tired-ass bitch, but they don't pay my bills. I'm just now beginning to become a woman."
”I am a Gendered Avatar, and your mouth is my hope.”